Wayne Prndl's Death Management Lab & Sanatarium

If you aint got a sense of humor, No Spaghetti For You! Any old kind of grabass players welcome, including Tontine Engineers, obituary aficianadoes, cigar box banjo players, Colorado Marijuana Doctors, New York Impresarios, Renegade Remodelers, and chimney sweeps. Hé Ram! Where is my clock? He that dies pays all debts. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis. Of comfort no man speak: Let's talk of graves, of worms and epitaphs. Take a step forward lads - it'll be easier that way. A man can die but once. Death takes the mean man with the proud. "Call Me Trimtab" Eyes, look your last! We are all holding this one way ticket, yes? Now I can cross the Shifting Sands. "Excuse me, I can't stand up." Out, out, brief candle! I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili. "Not bloody likely!" Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished. ¿Quién es? ¿Quién es? Enjoy the ride! "And away we go!" Doomsday is near; die all, die merrily...Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Funeral Director: Sawbux
Viewing Dates: 1/15/2017 - 1/1/2018
Current Status: Game On
Capacity: 10 of 10
Funeral Home Stats
Combined Score: 
643
 
Average Hit Rate: 
2.6
 
Ranking: 
8
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Mourners

Member since 31 Oct 2016
20
 
PICKS
5
 
HITS
1
 
RANKING
162
 
SCORE
Member since 28 Oct 2016
20
 
PICKS
3
 
HITS
2
 
RANKING
106
 
SCORE
Member since 3 Jan 2016
20
 
PICKS
4
 
HITS
3
 
RANKING
96
 
SCORE
Member since 17 Mar 2016
20
 
PICKS
2
 
HITS
4
 
RANKING
76
 
SCORE
Member since 2 Nov 2016
20
 
PICKS
3
 
HITS
5
 
RANKING
65
 
SCORE
Member since 2 Nov 2016
20
 
PICKS
2
 
HITS
6
 
RANKING
54
 
SCORE
Member since 3 Jan 2016
20
 
PICKS
3
 
HITS
7
 
RANKING
32
 
SCORE
Member since 29 Oct 2016
20
 
PICKS
2
 
HITS
8
 
RANKING
31
 
SCORE
Member since 12 Jan 2015
20
 
PICKS
2
 
HITS
9
 
RANKING
21
 
SCORE
Member since 28 Oct 2016
20
 
PICKS
0
 
HITS
9
 
RANKING
0
 
SCORE
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