Top 20 Funeral Homes
...of 173
Congratulations to the 2018 site-wide winner...Skinny Kiltrunner, director of Yorick's Revenge Funeral Home! Skinny hauled in 9 hits for a total of 806 points!
The 2019 Season Bonus: The Ugly American
  • AMERICANS: 25 points will be awarded if your pick was born in the USA
  • INCLUDES: All 50 North American States
  • EXCLUDES: US Territories
    • USVI, Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands
  • Final rulings on bonus points will be at the discretion of DSCDP
Born: 5/19/1944
Died: 4/30/2019
Age: 74
Peter Mayhew
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Born: 3/13/1919
Died: 4/1/2019
Age: 100
Ichabod
Born: 05/22/1970
Died: 2/22/2019
Age: 48
Brody Stevens
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Born: 10/15/1943
Died: 12/17/2018
Age: 75
Penny Marshall
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Born: 12/28/1922
Died: 11/12/2018
Age: 95
Stan Lee
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Born: 3/25/1942
Died: 8/16/2018
Age: 76
Aretha Franklin
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Born: 4/1/1975
Died: 6/29/2018
Age: 43
Sean Rouse
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Born: 6/25/1956
Died: 6/7/2018
Age: 61
Anthony Bourdain
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Born: 10/17/1948
Died: 5/13/2018
Age: 69
Margot Kidder
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Born: 1/08/1942
Died: 3/14/2018
Age: 76
Stephen Hawking
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Born: 9/3/1923
Died: 1/27/2018
Age: 94
Mort Walker
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Born: 9/6/1971
Died: 1/15/2018
Age: 46
Dolores O'Riordan
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Latest Daisy-Pushers
Andrea Camilleri
Fame: Author
HITS
4
4
Age Points
7
Wesley Pruden
Fame: Columnist
HITS
0
0
Age Points
17
Bonus
25
John Paul Stevens
Fame: Judge
HITS
70
42
Age Points
1
Bonus
25
Bruce Laingen
Fame: Diplomat
HITS
2
2
Age Points
4
Bonus
25
Mortimer M. Caplin
Fame: Business
HITS
0
0
Age Points
-3
Bonus
25
Hussain Muhammad Ershad
Fame: Politician
HITS
0
0
Age Points
11
Pernell Whitaker
Fame: Boxer
HITS
0
0
Age Points
45
Bonus
25
Brendan Grace
Fame: Comedian
HITS
0
0
Age Points
32
Walt Michaels
Fame: NFL Player/Coach
HITS
6
4
Age Points
11
Bonus
25
Valentina Cortese
Fame: Actor
HITS
5
5
Age Points
4
Freddie Jones
Fame: Actor
HITS
1
1
Age Points
9
Jim Bouton
Fame: MLB Player
HITS
1
1
Age Points
20
Bonus
25
Denise Nickerson
Fame: Actress
HITS
72
20
Age Points
38
Bonus
25
William E. Dannemeyer
Fame: Politician
HITS
0
0
Age Points
11
Bonus
25
Fernando de la Rúa
Fame: Former Argentina President
HITS
8
5
Age Points
19
Poll #17
173 Votes
Final Results
Fuck, Marry, Kill
- Depression
- Anxiety
- Rage
 
12%  F: Depression, M: Anxiety, K: Rage
 
9%  F: Depression, M: Rage, K: Anxiety
 
12%  F: Anxiety, M: Depression, K: Rage
 
18%  F: Anxiety, M: Rage, K: Depression
 
20%  F: Rage, M: Depression, K: Anxiety
 
28%  F: Rage, M: Anxiety, K: Depression
Poll #15
437 Votes
Final Results
Should all Nobel Prize winners automatically be considered celebrities?
Credit: The Salmon Mousse
 
56%  Yes
 
44%  No
Poll #14
469 Votes
Final Results
"There's a Mr. Death here, something about the reaping?" Which of the remaining Monty Python members will get the next visit?
 
20%  John Cleese
 
11%  Michael Palin
 
14%  Eric Idle
 
30%  Terry Gilliam
 
26%  Terry Jones
Poll #11
645 Votes
Final Results
The world's tallest, shortest or heaviest is typically a genetic or medical condition. Should these alone qualify someone for celebrity status?
 
36%  Yes
 
64%  No
Poll #10
722 Votes
Final Results
When you die, would you rather
 
47%  Be reincarnated as a serial killer
 
53%  Cease to exist completely
Poll #8
729 Votes
Final Results
Which of these Stones do you think will be the first to stop Rolling?
 
24%  Keith Richards
 
11%  Mick Jagger
 
29%  Ronnie Wood
 
20%  Charlie Watts
 
16%  Bill Wyman
Poll #3
935 Votes
Final Results
Should children of celebrities be considered celebrites if they have no other celebrity status than having famous parents?
 
14%  Yes
 
86%  No
Poll #1
830 Votes
Final Results
In the case of consensual euthanasia of a celebrity in our database, should we award:
 
78%  Suicide Bonus
 
6%  Murder Bonus
 
16%  No Bonus