New Bonus Rule!

The season just started and we've already got two celebrity deaths with the The Welke bonus rule: Suchitra Sen and Fergie Frederiksen.
Normally we would praise the creator of this initially underestimated rule, but we fear Welke's head is much too big already, so we'll just say "That'll do pig, that'll do."
The Rundown on "The Welke"
  • The rule applies to celebrities whose first and last names begin with the same letter
  • For example, if you have Matthew McConaughey as a pick and he dies a
    tragic, shirtless death you will score an additional 25 points
  • This rule will be replaced in 2015 with a new rule created by the top scoring mourner in the 2014 season
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